Thursday, April 28, 2011

Let me riddle you a ditty, it's just an itty bitty, little thing on my mind.

What kind of candy gets the giggles?
-Laffy Taffy

How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?
-wet

What did the horse say when he fell over?
-help! I have fallen over and I cant giddyup

What do you call twin brothers?
-A sunset

How do you get a peanut to laugh?
-you crack it up

What did the tree say to the mountain?
-stop peaking at me

What did the finger say to the thumb?
-I'm in glove with you

Saturday, April 23, 2011

There she goes, there she goes again

She laughed when there was no joke.
She danced when there was no music.
She had no friends, yet she was the friendliest person in the school.
In her answers in class, she often spoke of sea horses and stars, but she did not know what a football was.
She said there was no television in her house.
She was elusive.
She was today.
She was tomorrow.
She was the faintest scent of a cactus flower, the flitting shadow of an elf owl.
We did not know what to make of her.
In our minds we tried to pin her to a corkboard like a butterfly, but the pin merely went through and away she flew.

*Don't you just want to meet this girl*

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes

so I think my blog needs a little more loving. Its been a little abused and abandoned.
so here is the love my dear blog!

P.S for the few people who read my blog.....family..... I am still alive, but you already knew that, you see me everyday.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

When you have brothers like this...

...it's never safe to keep your facebook page up and available for hijacking. The result of that is...
-I love being Jesse's sister
-My name is Kaitlyn and I'm in Jerusalem and I'm way cool! I love to listen and dance to the call to prayer.
-I named a camel Sammy and rode it across the deserts of the Middle East.
-I want to be a firetruck when I grow up.
-Fact: Tanner Winslow is by far cooler then me.
-I want to be like my brother Tanner when I grow up.
-Do I smell bad usually? Yes, love.

*past facebook status'*

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Make yourself comfortable, stay a while!

-Perm-a-smile:
-The words permanent and smile squished together.
-A perm-a-smile is when you walk around with a stupid looking smile on you face at all times.
-Usually caused by a boy
-Everytime you think about this person the smile appears and makes it self comfortable and stays a while, hence the word permanent.
ok this post is becasue I have nothing better to do

Saturday, December 18, 2010

A lonely Saturday

You know those people you often see in movies who choose not to follow direction.... well that is me. I find it much more adventurous to find my own way to do things -sometimes they don't always turn out like they should- this would be one of those times. This lonely Saturday I decided to turn up the tunes (Joe Purdy) and make a gingerbread house. I had high intentions for my gingerbread house. It was going to look better then the picture on the box. Well lets just say that did not work out. I ran into a few problems...
the icing was the worst
my walls kept caving in
I broke a wall in half
the candy was hard as a rock (but who really eats the candy off a gingerbread house anyways)
the icing would not harden-because it was the worst
I realized I ate most of the gum balls
my snowman looks how all snowmen do a week after it was made. All slouched over in a big mush.

In the end it was a good lonely Saturday. I have nothing to complain about.







Tuesday, December 14, 2010




Finally finished with finals!!!