How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?
What did the horse say when he fell over?
-help! I have fallen over and I cant giddyup
What do you call twin brothers?
How do you get a peanut to laugh?
-you crack it up
What did the tree say to the mountain?
-stop peaking at me
What did the finger say to the thumb?
-I'm in glove with you