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Sunday, July 10, 2011

How I Taught The Big Guy A Lesson

I didn't provoke the fight,
 therefor I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do. 
 We were arguing and seeing I was right and he was wrong,
 he divided to fight to cover his stupidity.  
He threw the first punch but, 
being in the top of my condition,
 I was able to carefully block the punch with my head.
  Upon which I jumped to the ground throwing him on top of me.  
Then I placed my ear in his mouth and poked his finger several times with my eye. 
 His teeth hurt so from the strength of my ear that he became furious and tried to kick me. 
 But I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face.
  I quickly arose to my feet and ran to my car
 in hope that I could escape and save this man from my death grip.  
But before I could start the car he pulled me from the still open car door.
 I proceeded to swing but only managed to hit myself in the head.
  To this I said, "What's this?  Two against one?" 
 I lost all control.  
There will be no mercy. 
 Taking him with my deadly hands
 I hit him in the knee with my stomach 
and hit him two or three times hard in the fist with my teeth. 
 He had had enough I could tell. 
 Afterwards, he didn't even try to pick me up off the ground. 
 He was too chicken.  

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